Thursday, April 8, 2010

That is so SICK! And I don't mean that in the good way!

By nature I'm not a queasy person. I'm just not. Blood doesn't phase me, nor dose throw up. I can handle baby poop in the tub, gross food. I'm pretty solid when it comes to the EWWWW factor. That is unless there is spit involved. Seriously I will Clean up anything smell anything eat anything as long as it has NOTHING to do with saliva! So this brings me to my story. I'm giving you warning this one is not for the faint of heart so if you have a weak stomach stop reading. (And yes I know that by saying that it's going to make you want to read more. It's just like saying "Don't look!" and then everyone looks.)

So I was at Walmart today shopping with my kids, so not my favorite activity. And I'm walking down the bread aisle trying to explain to Dallen why he can't have hostess doughnuts at the same time that I'm telling Gabby to stop poking holes in the bread bags, and trying to get Kaden to stop twirling in circles while flapping his hands, When I glance up and I see the most horrid disgusting thing that I have ever seen in my entire life. There is a group of teenage boys in front of me a laughing and shoving eachother. In the middle of this group are 2 boys standing a couple of feet apart we are going to call them Boy 1 and Boy 2. And I hear one kid say "Do it! Do it man!" And he does it. . . . Boy 1 hocks a loogie that is the size of a gumball at Boy 2 that is standing a couple of feet away from him and do you want to know what Boy 2 does? He caught it . . . . . in his mouth. That's right he caught the other boys spit IN HIS MOUTH!!!! And do you want to know what I did? I did what anyother mature adult would have done in my shoes...............I threw up. That's right people I lost all control of my gag reflex and completley lost everything that I ate that day in the bread aisle for all of the world to see. Yeah It's kind of been a bad day.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Seriously or metaphorically? That is so gross. Oh, this is tara, not Kevin btw.

Haleshere said...

I really did throw up. It was completely humiliating. Can you say clean up on aisle 3?